a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol
Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
by wazzudreams July 19, 2010
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1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."
2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
by u5terk March 2, 2009
Get the photarded mug.The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.
Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.
Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.
Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.
Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.
Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.
by livebythesword June 4, 2009
Get the pritard mug.by Angelo "Demkovich" Koutoupis November 26, 2007
Get the phizard mug.A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.
by BB The Clown September 18, 2012
Get the Pritard mug.The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.
Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.
by toaster2944 May 24, 2011
Get the Pritard mug.A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.
"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006
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