The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.
Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.
Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.
Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.
Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.
Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.
by livebythesword June 4, 2009
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by BB The Clown September 18, 2012
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Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.
by toaster2944 May 24, 2011
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