Puffen 

A swollen muff. When you fuck a girl so hard, her muff gets all swollen. However, if you can't pull that off, you can just punch her in the muff.

Dude, I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a puffen.

Puffen by Kick.ass May 26, 2010

huffen and puffen 

Out of breath

He will be huffen and puffenbefore he can even get out of the car.

huffen and puffen by braysvsb December 23, 2016

puffed

Receiving a blowjob.

Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!

puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

PUFFIN HAM 

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

Turtle Puffer 

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

Turtle Puffer by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Puffer Jacket 

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.

"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous

Puffer Jacket by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Puffin Forest 

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.

Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.

Puffin Forest by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020