Puddingly

Puddingly is when you gain weight over a short period of time to give the impression that your mid-section is that of a pudding - thus making you look somewhat "puddingly".

"Yo, look at Maria, she's become somewhat puddingly recently..."

Puddingly by LegionXIX September 24, 2021

Pants pudding 

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

Pants pudding by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

Pudding pouch by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Pudding Fingers 

Pudding Fingers — Every now and then you simply must congratulate your ops.

An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.

Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.

On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.

Figure out how that works yourself!

The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “

No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.

And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.

Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.

Pudding Fingers by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023

Dead sea pudding 

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.

"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."

Dead sea pudding by aenar November 22, 2009

stanky pudding 

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

stanky pudding by butlerj April 28, 2014

giga pudding

A ridiculously large caramel pudding that was created by the Japanese in an attempt to restore the economy, turn everyone in japan into sumo wrestlers and take over the world with an army of fat Asian people.

Costing nearly $40, the dreams of restoring the economy and taking over the world failed as the giga puddings popularity died out rapidly amongst the people of Japan.

The theme tune itself was thought to brain wash people into buying and consuming an unethical number of giga puddings.

GIGA PUDDING, GIGA PUDDING, MINA DA TABEYO, GIGA PUDDING!!!111

giga pudding by lollerbatez January 21, 2010