Pudding

Pud-ding (n, adj.)
1. A type of ass that is very rare. Many women have fine asses, but not the Pudding. It is a firm meatiness that inspires mouths to water, while also having been recorded as a catalyst of war.

The structure defies the force of gravity. Said meatiness of the cheeks will jiggle slightly; yet spring back into place quickly, due to the strength and firmness of which is usually attributed to extreme fitness and/or genetic exceptionalism*. One is tempted to play with the ass and prove its frailty, yet it mocks and stands strong within its magnificent integrity. Hands die a slow death and a mind cries out with hopes of caressing the pudding.

Similar qualities in the upper thighs and lower belly arching, contribute strongly in the overall success. It is often referred to as a heart-shaped ass or the Teardrop Effect.

2. The Holy Grail of ass. A deity of yummy lusting after.

3. Not to be confused with Phat or the sloppy presence of an ordinary and overly meaty ass.

*This “spring-jiggle” creates a more natural appearance and feel, as opposed to a rigid and sculpted result that is found in bodybuilders. Their intake of healthy fats is absent and therefore the suppleness is lost.
“My God, that girl is total pudding,” I said, shaking my head in disbelief.
“It’s so unfair,” Jay added.
Word origin: J. Bango—“Dorm Tramps: The Brandy Files.”
by J. Bango December 11, 2016
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A nickname you give a slut because everyone gets a taste.
My cousin is a whore...I think I'll name her Pudding.
by thecousinofadirtyskank July 19, 2011
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The Vagina. A Pussy.
I want to stick my spoon in your pudding!
by Mandibol September 20, 2005
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Pudding

The act of putting something where it doesn't belong.
I like Pudding my junk where it doesn't belong.
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Ugh, Jimmy keeps sticking his nose in pudding.

Want some pudding hun?
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To insert ones testicles into another rectal cavity- often with a good friend over a glass of wine while watching the sunset.
Felix: man this sunset is so nice. I find our friendship incredibly meaningful.

Jack: yes my close friend, should we partake in some meaningful pudding?
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