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premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

premercial 

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
premercial by Jody M September 6, 2007

Rumerically 

It's like hypothetically but with a rumor
Rumerically speaking, I'm gonna quit.

Rumerically speaking, he is a psychopath.
Rumerically by Theo 2000 and 1 July 10, 2022

premercial 

The commercial a website injects before it takes you the page you had asked for.
Clicking on the premercial will open a new window.
premercial by Tantrik Yogi July 13, 2004

Rumerica 

A term first coined in the promotional video for RuPaul’s Drag Race season 12.The term is a play on the “United States of America” The term refers to the American branch of the RuPaul Drag related Buissnes empire which is a part of the Runiverse .
God bless The United States of Rumerica
Rumerica by Damien Thorn333 February 26, 2020

Plumeria Penis 

When a girl only has lotion from bath and body works, but you gotta have that jibber.
When I got home I had to wash off before I got in bed with my wife. The side bitch gave me plumeria penis.
Plumeria Penis by Zbiggy April 10, 2021