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Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008
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King prawned 

The newest and by far coolest form of owning someone.
Dude, you totally just king prawned yourself.
A bastardization of wordpwned/word, which was derived from the word wordowned/word. The meaning remains throughout the words, as being defeated, destroyed or verbally raped in some way. Can also be written as "prawnz0red".
1. You can't beat it on the easiest setting? HAHAHAH, PRAWNED.
2. I prawnz0red those 5 guys with my rocket launcher.
prawned by Knoll October 26, 2003
A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.
"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"
powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005
prwned = professionally + owned

new internet slang
dude, i tried to go up against a clan member on cs, i got soooo prwned.
prwned by Mechanic April 14, 2004
The act of laying flat on the ground with a weapon in an online game. It usually involves a player laying on the ground with a weapon that doesn't require skill or with a weapon that isn't made to be proned with.
That demon lala is proned in the corner, camping again!
proned by FCan January 11, 2009