29 definitions by wheaty
by wheaty May 30, 2005
Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
by wheaty May 29, 2005
Another work for skank, but nastier. There were two men's magazines in the 60's called 'skank' and 'skutch.' Both featured chunky 20 something white broads with big saggy titties, bleach blond hair, red lips and nails, and a cigarette.
by wheaty May 26, 2005
Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.
by wheaty August 16, 2007
A guy who's a little too much in touch with his fem side. Walks with a sashey and holds his left wrist to his upper chest while gliding forward with his right. Understands house plants and window dressings.
by wheaty May 29, 2005
The part of the brain connected to the back of the throat that regulates the intensity of a gag reflex. Upon receiving sensory input from the brain, the gag-o-magnifier then calulates the gag factor - taking into account synergistic variables such as alcohol or drug over indulgence, excess pie intake, and outside influences such as a blast of shit.
Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.
Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.
Riding in the back of Elrod's Pinto across West Texas after a bottle of tequila and some peyote buttoms, the gag-o-magnifier kicked into warp mode and had me hurling like exorcist girl.
by wheaty May 28, 2005
NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
by wheaty August 15, 2005