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Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.
I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!
by wheaty January 2, 2009
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honyak

Close to Hoser in meaning. Used to address friends or familiar people. Likely originated in Southeastern Canada or Maine in the US.
by wheaty June 1, 2005
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wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's
Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
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pork osaurous

Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.

Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
There was a herd of giant pork osaurous grazing at the all you can eat buffet.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
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Kogal

Kogal actually means high school girl. The Japanese 'ko' from kokogakkou (highschool) is combined with the english word for girl - gal, or kogal. The Japanese language doesn't have the sounds to properly pronounce gal, so the closest they can come is gyaru or kogyaru.
These kogal all wear cute little uniforms to school and every Japanese man and a whole lot of non-Japanese men jack themselves silly fantasizing about these young ladies.
In Japanese porn movies the girls are almost always kogal in uniforms hence the entry of kogal into the english tongue.
The Japanese high school girls or kogal look pretty hot in those cute little uniforms.
by wheaty May 30, 2005
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mahu

Male crossdresser common to Hawaii, particularly the Chinatown district of Oahu. Mahu are on the streets to perform skin flute renditions for a price. Most mahu are pretty rough looking and could probably kick the shit out of you if provoked.

Mahu are disliked by large local women because they buy up all the large size stylish shoes leaving only funky kine shoes that nobody like wear.
a: Damn, dat lady sure got plenty make up and one short dress!

b: Dats no lady. Dats one mahu. She's a he and he could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
by wheaty June 3, 2005
mugGet the mahumug.

Phonetic Alphabet

NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
by wheaty September 5, 2005
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