Plowned

1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned.

2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with when you get owned AND clowned by a plow (plown-clowned).

1. zomg dat dewd plowned meh!

2. I was plowned in town.

by Another Pawn June 30, 2006

PlOwned

To own beyond natural ownage. Cannot apply to n00bs only oldbies and vets.

that vet was just PLOwned

by Ryiot July 14, 2004

well plowed

A woman who's sexed up many, many men.

Hank: Have you seen how that chick Susan's been eye-stroking me the past few nights?
John: Dude, be careful. She's well plowed.

by zoomba_zoo November 21, 2014

getting plowed

Deep and hard thrusting sex.
Fucking Rough sex

I walked in on my best friend getting plowed by her boyfriend.

by LilLightning⚡ February 16, 2018

plowed pussy

A vagina that has recently been vigorously fucked.

Nothing better than a freshly Plowed Pussy.

by MasterFact October 28, 2013

phowned

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

by wheaty May 8, 2008

plowed and loud

When someone is hammered thereby driving their voice up significantly.

I love the Gru, but he's noisy enough when he's sober, but when he drinks he is plowed and loud

by the comand'r October 26, 2017