Protas

Priscus but better

Priscus:*sees Protas* yo chill my girl go to this school
Protas: ok 😊👍

Protas by Paxso-Africano June 25, 2024

Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.

"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."

Protagonist Complex by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019

Potassium

the thing you get when banana

"Kris Get The Banana"
"Potassium"

Potassium by narashita September 24, 2021

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! 

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.

Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! by Awesome Nerd. April 21, 2011

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

Progastinator 

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

promasterbate 

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008