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Protastic 

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.
"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"
Protastic by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

Protastic 

You are so protastic.
Protastic by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing
I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.
protaskinate by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010

protaskinating 

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.
I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!
protaskinating by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

Protismutt 

1: The thin layer between the hardened crust of an egg and its egg white.
2: A super thin layer of the skin below the ectoderm.
3: A vulgar term describing a dog of small character.
"Aw, man, get rid of that protismutt! It's fucking disgusting!"
Protismutt by SomalianMan December 8, 2018
Technical term for feeling of euphoria when a solution is found to a particularly difficult computer software problem.
Robert had a progasm when he found the bug in his code one week from deadline.
progasm by CaptainEntendre May 15, 2006