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Progastinator 

Individual who waits until their fuel light has been on a few days before stopping for gas.
"I don't want to stop for gas, it's so cold outside!"

"Kim, stop being such a progastinator."
Progastinator by Sweeetpot November 14, 2014

procrastinator 

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.
I am a procrastinator

Procrastinatory Munchies 

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

Procrastinator 

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now
Procrastinator by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Procrastinatory Motivation 

Being motivated to do anything but homework
I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.

procrastinator 

Someone who delaying or postponing something.
Leaving study until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator
Leaving homework until the last minute therefore being a procrastinator
procrastinator by Flipfro November 14, 2013
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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