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Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.
For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.
Prostatetute by Konark May 23, 2009
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prosthetute 

- Hey, that woman you just paid money to have sex with you...did she have a wooden leg?

- Yeah she was a total prosthetute
prosthetute by Richard N. Cider September 10, 2014
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Prostatute 

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
Prostatute by Grillzy January 7, 2010

prostetute 

that's a maddie, the prostetute
prostetute by amiablekyns March 4, 2017

Prostatute 

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam
“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”
Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021

Prostatute 

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."

Prostatutes 

Prostitutes who specialises in pleasuring a man prostates to deliver sexual pleasure .
Vijay: who are prostatutes?
Aro: They are professionals specialized in prostate stimulation, u should try it.
Prostatutes by Kum Saro January 19, 2023
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