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Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

protacular 

1. something better than pro.
2. An event that is in your favour.
bob: " holy shit Theres a $50 on the ground over there!"
robert: " Thats Protacular ! "
protacular by Jetpoweredbrick December 15, 2007

Projaculator 

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.
"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."
Projaculator by itchygoo August 21, 2016

Projaculate 

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.
'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.
Projaculate by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.
Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

poojaculating 

A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.
An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.

Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."

Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
poojaculating by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011