Prejaculation
Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010
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prejaculation
An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.
Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!
Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!
Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!
prejaculation by johnny crap September 7, 2007
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prejaculation
The time when you are masturbating hard enough and know you are about to blow some good chunks but it just hasn't hapoened yet.
I was in the bathroom, feeling good, and all of a sudden, I felt it coming. However, it was only prejaculation; it hadn't quite come out yet.
prejaculation by togotoog December 28, 2011
penjaculation
It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.
penjaculation by Mikki B July 13, 2018
Peejaculation
An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.
Peejaculation by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010
peejaculation
dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.
peejaculation by banginonfools October 18, 2009
poojaculation
This is an explosive poop blasting and spackeling the back of the porcelan due to a concurrent explosive ejaculation.
poojaculation by Galactic bad ass May 26, 2017
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