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A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep

Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
by priz May 10, 2012
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A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
by MKL May 12, 2004
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A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.
The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!
by Dr Juice January 31, 2004
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Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"
Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!
by Andy April 13, 2005
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1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly

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1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.
by Hugo Baron February 03, 2005
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A word from's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

by [REDACTED] February 05, 2011
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A scouse definition for a friendly insult. Generally can mean geek or looser.
that becca dwyer girl is a right ming
by tashmcev May 25, 2011
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