prostaculate

The fruition of extreme ejaculatory release by powerful and fathomless prostate massaging. Usually followed by a long and powerful gasp and the inability to keep one’s eyes open.

“ You should definitely pay the extra $10, Brett’s face after he prostaculated was priceless”

by Frenchingo1 May 13, 2019

Projaculate

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

projaculate

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

by reemyb January 29, 2021

Astral Projaculated

Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”

The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).

(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")

Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."

Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."

by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

Prostacate

When you cant process the word process so you process The prostacate.

i cant prostacate that.

by efanhannah September 14, 2022

Projaculate

To ejaculate, like a boss.

I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.

by TheFilcher March 31, 2011

prostulate

To confess to a theory that was wrong

I shouldn't have prostulated about y'all's intentions

by frogwisdom July 10, 2024