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promptinuity 

The practice of being consistently on time in order to avoid disappointment and anger.
Person 1 - I can’t believe you have actually arrived on time.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.
promptinuity by -\\~//- March 8, 2020

promptmelio 

promptmelio is a fanpage for Charli D’Amelio on tiktok. She’s the queen of fanpages, obviously, and loves to post daily videos for her followers everyday! She’s the queen of fanpages duh!
“I love promptmelio on tiktok! Her coloring is so cute!”
promptmelio by @promptmelio October 12, 2021

promptification 

The act if impromptu promptness.
Sister "what time will you pick me up for dinner?"
Brother "what dinner?"

Suddenly...promptification!

Without warning... brother appears with jacked taco truck, In Which he then chauffeurs her to the nearest mexican restaurant.
promptification by ΩМΞGA August 28, 2013

HEAR-a-prompter 

A HEAR-a-prompter is just the opposite of a "tell-a-prompter" - and is needed by those who are in leadership - or those elected to represent citizen's desires.
Q) How could the greatest orator of all times not explain what he means or convince his "followers" to agree with him?

A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
HEAR-a-prompter by op_position November 7, 2010

prompter 

A camera with a specially angled glas pain in front, as well as a screen (mostly) to the bottom of the screen. This allows the person in front of the camera to read a message while looking into the camera - making the audience think that they’re being looked at directly.
The host presented today’s news - seemingly knowing all by heart, he read them off the prompter.
prompter by Tinkerlego May 17, 2019

Prompter Preacher 

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
Prompter Preacher by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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