7 definitions by Da Do Run Run
The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
Repudiates the label "do-gooder" by instead labeling every liberal that repeats the same overly simplistic solutions to moral and ethcial problems in the world, while really never contributing a dime or minute of their time to actually foment actual change. Synonym is virtue signaling. Applies to many, many celebrities and limousine liberals.
Even though she's filthy rich, she acts like she cares about the plight of the inner city poor, but in reality she's nothing but say gooder.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
An advertising monopolist that lured people onto a website to keep up with friends and family, then harvested all their personal information to push targeted advertising at them.
I feel like a fool for letting Mark Suckerburg get all my personal information and then innundate me, my friends and family with push advertising about breast implants.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
An advertising monopolist who exploits people's personal information to sell targeted advertising on the internet.
I posted that my uncle is recovering in the hospital with stomach problems, and Mark Hucksterman started pushing adult diaper ads on my timeline.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.
Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021