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Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
by op_position October 12, 2011
Get the fast-n-furious mug.the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)
HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?
SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....
SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....
by op_position September 2, 2011
Get the CONvoLUTION mug.Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the thumb-drive control mug.audASSity - is the petty, pompous, and immature approach often taken to demean or diminish or refute or castigate one's fellow man with whom that audASSious person disagrees.
HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the audASSity mug.TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...
HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?
SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!
HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..
SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...
HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!
HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..
SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...
HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
by op_position May 9, 2011
Get the TowerTazer mug.parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
by op_position April 12, 2011
Get the kinetic indecision mug.the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
by op_position March 14, 2011
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