audASSity

audASSity - is the petty, pompous, and immature approach often taken to demean or diminish or refute or castigate one's fellow man with whom that audASSious person disagrees.
HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?

SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?

HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!

SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..

HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
by op_position June 06, 2011
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HEAR-a-prompter

A HEAR-a-prompter is just the opposite of a "tell-a-prompter" - and is needed by those who are in leadership - or those elected to represent citizen's desires.
Q) How could the greatest orator of all times not explain what he means or convince his "followers" to agree with him?

A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
by op_position November 07, 2010
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Obamonarchy

the misplaced mental ascension to unbridled monarch status within the framework of three equal branches of government; the delusion that being elected to the key leadership role in a Republic also confers the unilateral power often assumed by the dictator of a failing democracy
Obamonarchy - placing un-vetted 'Czars' (that are later dismissed for having questionable backgrounds or for making questionable decisions) into positions of regulating issues and circumstances that are not granted to them by any law or other precedent (like salaries of private company executives)
by op_position February 05, 2010
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If-Asked-Don't-Tell

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
by op_position November 12, 2010
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Under-Time

Under-Time is the shortage of hours given to an employee to do the same scope of work but in less time.

In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.

It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
Q) Are you working overnight with us to re-arrange the cereal shelves and move old stock to the front..we're even getting Over-Time..?

A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
by op_position November 07, 2010
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fast-n-furious

Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?

She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!

He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
by op_position October 12, 2011
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TowerTazer

TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...
HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?

SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!

HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..

SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...

HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
by op_position May 09, 2011
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