The Progressives, also called cuckolds, soy boys or groomers, are a wild species discovered in Germany in the 1840s. The species is currently most prevalent in the
United States, Canada and parts of Asia, having major packs known as China, North Korea and Cuba. Progressives are somewhat related to the human species.
—History—
The first Progressives were discovered in Germany in 1848, and were known as Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.
In the early 1900s, Progressives spread across northern Asia and Eastern Europe, in a pack called the Soviet Union. This was one of the biggest Progressive packs recorded to date. The pack took over many
Eastern European and Central Asian nations.
—Behaviour—
Progressives behave quiet oddly, as they attempt to blend in with humans, get easily offended and love to complain, even in positions of power. The species hold belief that females should dominate the world and that all males should be killed. This has been linked to the species’ love for extremism and
ideological colonisation.
While not fully dangerous to adults or teenagers, Progressives may cause mental harm to children. A Progressive will attack
it’s prey from a young age, feeding it misinformation about the human body and sex, until it’s prey is old enough to be fully consumed into the Progressive species.
Human: Ayo,
what the fuck are you wearing? 🤭
Progressive: Umm, I’m expressing myself! 😠
Human: If that’s
expressing yourself , then please stop. Look in a mirror. 🤣
Progressive: I don’t care
what you think! Besides, why are you so upset over what I’m wearing?! 😡
Human: Damn Progressives 🤣
Later that day…
Progressive: Did -they- really mean that? Why does everyone hate me? 😭
