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Profounity 

Is the opposite of profanity. Uplifting and emotionally moving word designed to enlighten while proving a point.
"If a corporation is a person because it's 'made up' of people then dammitt, why isn't ketchup a vegetable?" ~Ñostra-Thomas®

That's not profanity, that's profounity.
Profounity by ~Ñostra-Thomas® October 13, 2011
Words you can keep

Profanity Pussy 

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"
Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.

Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy

Profanity Loophole

1. An exploitation of electronic censorship programs' limmited scope in preventing profane language and letting users enter text at the same time.
"Herpes mongering man-whore" is a phrase allowed by many a "profanity free" chatroom.
Profanity Loophole by Al October 12, 2003

profanity soup 

A song that contains a lot of curse words, usually a rap song
John: Hey, Jack, have you listened to "Mo Bamba" by Sheck Wes?
Jack: No way, dude, that's profanity soup.
profanity soup by Sassy Sasha November 19, 2018

Geriatric Profanity Disorder 

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

casual-profanity 

The use of profane language in everyday conversation. ( Not used as an insult, out of anger, or confusion, etc.)
" What did you do today?"
" Just sat around the fuckin' house, watched some shit on t.v., dicked-off on the interwebs."
"why the foul language? Are you mad at something?"
"No, just a little casual-profanity"
casual-profanity by j1nx July 23, 2012

profanity 

A linguistic crutch for the inarticulate motherfucker.
Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?
profanity by umanor November 19, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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