procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.
Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.
by procrastorbator9000 November 21, 2013
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Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.
I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.
by yooperdude1 December 12, 2011
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