“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”
by Palavinator February 3, 2026
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verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
by WelshRuffster May 11, 2016
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1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
by spizzman November 30, 2004
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by Gary March 19, 2005
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replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
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