Procrastorbater
“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”
Procrastorbater by Palavinator February 3, 2026
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Procrasturbate
/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
Procrasturbate by WelshRuffster May 11, 2016
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procrasturbate
1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
procrasturbate by spizzman November 30, 2004
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I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
procrasterbate by Gary March 19, 2005
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procrasturbate by IAmLanky January 18, 2009
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Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.
procrasturbator by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009
Procrasturbate
to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
Procrasturbate by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011
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