1 definition by Information Pete
1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
by Information Pete September 16, 2009