Procrastobating
When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation
Procrastobating by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013
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procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008
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Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003
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Procrastibating
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009
Like mate stop procrastinating
Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!
Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020
procrastinating
seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.
procrastinating by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010
Procrastinating
You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.
I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.
Procrastinating by master-procrastinator June 22, 2012
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