Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Christening

When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.

First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.

When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.

Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.

I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.

by HighKastle July 4, 2009

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.

You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.

by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016

Creampie Christening

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.

Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009