procrastidating

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Staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you are too comfortable or too lazy to break up.

As soon as I get back in shape and out of debt, I'm going to stop procrastidating my stupid boyfriend.

procrastidating by Ancestor09 February 17, 2009

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Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

Procrastidating by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

procrastidating by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

Procrastidating by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026