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Procrastmas

A winter holiday falling somewhere between Christmas and New Years Day, during which procrastinators give gifts that were purchased late, often purchased at a significant discount.
Joe: Merry Christmas, Bill!
Bill: It's the 29th, Joe.
Joe: So? Merry Procrastmas!
Bill: you forgot to remove the tag that says 50% off...
by JDMatt December 22, 2009
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Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020
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Procrastabating

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.
by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010
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procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008
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Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks
1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!
by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014
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procrasta-dash

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
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Procrastacleaning

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.
At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011
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