Procrastasex

Procrastinating, or putting off important tasks and activities, in order to have sex.

"I was so horny and lazy, I had procrastasex with my girlfriend instead of doing homework."

"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."

by HelloINeedSomeCoughDrops May 17, 2012

procrastate

To procrastinate by eating.

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.

by dgreenf June 4, 2011

Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

Procrastasaviling

Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.

Jimmy spent all day procrastasaviling, he seriously needs some help!

by Sir Jimmee November 11, 2012

procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

by cakecakecake May 16, 2010

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastasexing

The act of procrastination by engaging in any sexual act.

Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."

Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.

A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.

by waitingfortheratrace June 20, 2011