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Procrastasex 

Procrastinating, or putting off important tasks and activities, in order to have sex.
"I was so horny and lazy, I had procrastasex with my girlfriend instead of doing homework."

"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."
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procrastate

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.
procrastate by dgreenf June 4, 2011

Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.
I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.
Procrastapeed by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

Procrastasaviling 

Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.
Jimmy spent all day procrastasaviling, he seriously needs some help!
Procrastasaviling by Sir Jimmee November 11, 2012

procrastaeating 

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.
I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.
I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."
procrastashit by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastasexing 

The act of procrastination by engaging in any sexual act.
Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."

Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.

A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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