procrasta-masta 

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

procrasta-masta by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.

Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.

procrastamasturbator by Franko Franks April 14, 2005