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sidetraction

The noun form for something that side-tracks you. Similar to a distraction, it's often produced by Wikipedia, Facebook, or YouTube.
Well, I was typing my essay, when I decided to check my e-mail, and then there was a link to this funny video on YouTube... It was just a little sidetraction, that's all.
by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008
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forehead protector

A ninja accessory commonly seen in the manga/anime "Naruto."

They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to represent the nin's home village and three bolts on either side.

Generally they are connected to a strip of cloth of a dark color such as black, grey, navy, forest green, brown, and maroon.

Other variations are connected to cloth so that they may be worn as bandanas, hats, or underwear shaped things on your head.

They are meant to be worn at the forehead, but also appear across the eye, over the eyes, on the head backwards or at an odd angle, as a necklace, as an armband, around the waist, around a thigh, or connected to something the nin carries around with him.
"My forehead protector has a leaf symbol on it because I come from the village Konohakagure."
by EmersonienEra August 15, 2006
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O Canada

The only part of the Canadian anthem anybody seems to know.
"O Canada!--I... we... crap, how does that song even go?"
by EmersonienEra August 14, 2006
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myspacity

n. - describes how appropriate a profile picture is for MySpace
Lindsay has hair over one eye, way too much eye makeup, is pouting her lips, and showing off her cleavage: her profile pic has a lot of myspacity.
by EmersonienEra June 25, 2007
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gentleman

One who always folds a lady's shirt after borrowing it.
Rob: Here's your shirt back Sarah. Thanks for letting me wear it. Here, I'll fold it for you.
Sarah: Oh, Rob, you are quite the gentleman.
by EmersonienEra September 7, 2006
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procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008
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parrot

n. An annoying little know-it-all who, in reality, knows little to nothing. They merely sit in class, take word-for-word notes (often in very neat or girly handwriting), and learn nothing, not allowing they're mind to wander and form its own thoughts, but to wallow in the mundane of that which has already been said. They, however, do wonderfully on class assignments, homework, and tests that require no individual thought because they delve so thoroughly into the cliché. They are so-named because they are very good a mimicing what a teacher just taught back to him via class discussion or, more commonly, essays.
Teacher: So, does anybody have any thoughts about the character Simon in The Lord of the Flies?
Parrot: I think he's a Christ-like figure because he goes off and prays and doesn't want people to fight anymore.
Teacher: Right, then, let me rephrase. Anybody with any original thoughts?
by EmersonienEra September 13, 2008
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