Procrastimaster

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.

Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.

by eatashit August 1, 2015

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.

Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.

by Franko Franks April 14, 2005

procrastimate

Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.

1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.

by Pieter R December 12, 2007

Procrastihater

A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.

Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).

by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017

procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.

If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.

by Spicy B November 7, 2017