Procrastastic

To be particularly adept at procrastinating.

I got through another day without showering, I'm Procrastastic!

Procrastastic by Casts A Shadow March 27, 2010

procrastitician 

(noun) A veritable virtuoso of avoidance. A diabolical mastermind at delaying not just mere tedious tasks, but critical life advancing decisions.

Once a promising film student and writer, Jonathan lost his motivation, quit school and squandered years of his life working in bars and restaurants. When this failed to get him far enough away from his goal of one day making a feature film, the master 'procrastitician' took a job teaching english in Morocco where he has has been for the past five years. He is currently considering planning to plan to start writing his first script later this year.

procrastitician by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

procrastashit by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

procrastabitch by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014

Procrastitastic 

Adjective: Someone who puts everything off to the very last minute

Alice missed first period to write the paper assigned 3 week ago, due today second period, she is so procrastitastic

Procrastitastic by Bayz March 17, 2010

procrastaddiction 

The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.

Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.

procrastaddiction by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

Procrastastudying by Basedexcess May 2, 2021