Procrastastic
Procrastastic by Casts A Shadow March 27, 2010
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procrastitician
(noun) A veritable virtuoso of avoidance. A diabolical mastermind at delaying not just mere tedious tasks, but critical life advancing decisions.
Once a promising film student and writer, Jonathan lost his motivation, quit school and squandered years of his life working in bars and restaurants. When this failed to get him far enough away from his goal of one day making a feature film, the master 'procrastitician' took a job teaching english in Morocco where he has has been for the past five years. He is currently considering planning to plan to start writing his first script later this year.
procrastitician by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009
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Procrastitastic
Alice missed first period to write the paper assigned 3 week ago, due today second period, she is so procrastitastic
Procrastitastic by Bayz March 17, 2010
procrastaddiction
The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.
Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.
procrastaddiction by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017
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