Procrastitating 

When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee

“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three”

Procrastitating by Cr18 September 19, 2018

procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Like mate stop procrastinating 

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

procrastinating 

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.

seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

procrastinating by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010