Procrastitating

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When you have homework due tonight but you’d rather whack your wee wee

“Wanna help me on the science project.”

“I haven’t started yet, I’ve been aggressively procrastitating the whole day.”

“Same man, I’ve been stroking the pipe since three”

Procrastitating by Cr18 September 19, 2018

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procrastitoking

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

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procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

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procrastivaping

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

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Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

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Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

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procrastinating

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.

seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

procrastinating by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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