procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

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procrastiplanting

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.

I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

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the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

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pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

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Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

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The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

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seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

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