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procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker
I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?
procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastiworking 

working on something that isn't mandatory to postpone doing something mandatory
Instead of doing my taxes, I'm procrastiworking on my About Me.

Procrastabooking 

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.
Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.
Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

procrastipooping 

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.
I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.
procrastipooping by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastipooping 

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.
“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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