Procrasticooking

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.

I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

procrastitoking

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastiworking

working on something that isn't mandatory to postpone doing something mandatory

Instead of doing my taxes, I'm procrastiworking on my About Me.

by Silent Cacophony July 31, 2010

Procrastabooking

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

by buyer_beware March 5, 2019