Procrastabooking 

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

Procrastabooking by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

procrasturbooking 

stalking people on facebook instead of going to sleep or doing something else you should be doing.

I didn't even have work until 9 but i'm so tired because i stayed up until 5 in the morning procrasturbooking.

i was going to do my homework, but then i procrasturbooked.

procrasturbooking by hardC0rps July 11, 2010

Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.

Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

Procrastaworking by supersmurf30 June 14, 2011

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

procrastibooking by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

Procrastabaking by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Procrastapooping 

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.

Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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Procrastapooping by Wisewordsofjessie June 19, 2015

Procrasticooking 

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.

I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?

Procrasticooking by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022