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procrasturbooking 

stalking people on facebook instead of going to sleep or doing something else you should be doing.
I didn't even have work until 9 but i'm so tired because i stayed up until 5 in the morning procrasturbooking.

i was going to do my homework, but then i procrasturbooked.
procrasturbooking by hardC0rps July 11, 2010

Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.
Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.
Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above
I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!
Procrastabaking by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Procrastapooping 

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.
Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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Procrasticooking 

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.
I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?
Procrasticooking by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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