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procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker
I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?
procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.
Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

procrastibooking 

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.
Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

procrastiwanking 

Having yourself a jolly good wank, instead of doing something productive.
"Johnny was supposed to be mowing the lawn, bu started procrastiwanking instead."
procrastiwanking by DNC601 May 28, 2013

procrastiwanking 

The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.
'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'

Procrasticooking 

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.
I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?
Procrasticooking by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022