Procrastiworking

working on something that isn't mandatory to postpone doing something mandatory

Instead of doing my taxes, I'm procrastiworking on my About Me.

by Silent Cacophony July 31, 2010

procrastitoking

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.

Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

by supersmurf30 June 14, 2011

procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

procrastiwanking

Having yourself a jolly good wank, instead of doing something productive.

"Johnny was supposed to be mowing the lawn, bu started procrastiwanking instead."

by DNC601 May 28, 2013

procrastiwanking

The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.

'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'

by procrasturbator June 5, 2016

Procrasticooking

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.

I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022