processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010

Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.

He has a processed dick.

by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018

Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"

Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me

by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018

Processed Poo

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.

"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"

by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011

processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.

I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.

by stray bullitts January 16, 2009

processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024