Definitions by KNCVBKK
processed cheese
A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.
The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
processed cheese by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024
I shat it out
(Guy 1 is busy playing games on a new phone)
Guy 2: Dude, where did you get that cool new cellphone?
Guy 1: I shat it out. Now fuck off
(Guy 2 walks away)
Guy 2: Dude, where did you get that cool new cellphone?
Guy 1: I shat it out. Now fuck off
(Guy 2 walks away)
I shat it out by KNCVBKK June 22, 2011