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Processese 

Three or more subjects spoken about within the confines of a singular conversation regarding the "how-to" of a subject or condition or associated in a process or processese.
The processese of uploading itunes can be daunting at times or at most, a difficult upload.
Processese by Monte Cresta May 2, 2009
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processees 

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.
Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.
processees by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

Over-processed 

Over-processed girls, are usually in their 20's. They are characterized by wearing a large amount of makeup and hair that is obviously highlighted. Along with hair and make-up, over-processed girls are often seen wearing the 'latest' fashions (i.e. Ugg Boots and 7 Jeans) and often carry large purses bearing designer logos.
Nicole Ritchie is a prime example of an over-processed girl.
Over-processed by Farrah L. December 9, 2008

processed pretty 

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.
The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP

Processed meat 

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".
Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.
Processed meat by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

processed dick 

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
processed dick by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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