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Prerequisite thoughts

You didn't actually do something I didn't actually do because you weren't actually capable of generating the requisite thought upon which your action was predicated. You are a small part of the outsourcing of my endeavor.
Hym Iam "What does a physicist do? What did Oppenheimer do? Einstein? They generated the prerequisite thoughts and the wrote our a theoretical proof. Some of his theories weren't proven until after his death. If I took one of Einstein's theories and then did something with it and turned around to everyone instead and said 'Actually it was me. I actually did a Einstein.' Anyone who wouldn't look you directly in the face and call you what you actually are, which is, a fucking retard is also a fucking retard."

Implied Prerequisite 

A desired quality in prospective mates that is not explicitly stated by the person listing said desired qualities. (Typically these lists are created for one's dating website portfolio or social networking profile.) The usual implied prerequisite is physical attractiveness, and it's use (that is, omission of the desired quality) may be seen either as tactful or hypocritical, depending on which side of the situation you are on.
"She said she wanted someone that's funny, nice, and smart...and that's me. Why doesn't she like me?"

"Dude, you're missing the implied prerequisite."

prefuquisite 

Prefuquisite: Certain goals that should always be accomplished before intercourse is permitted.
E.g. "Nathaniel, I have only one prefuquisite: you must watch Stripes, starring Bill Murray.
prefuquisite by Dr-lexicophile April 5, 2017

Prequisite 

The lazy version of prerequisite as the re is reredundant.
Windows XP Service Pack 2 is a prequisite to Service Pack 3.
Prequisite by balgarath July 12, 2011

prerequi-site 

The website that asks if you're 18 before viewing adult content online.
"Dude, I tried to go to a porn site, but some prerequi-site popped up."
"What'd you do?"
"I told 'em I was born in 1901. It worked!"
prerequi-site by Iknoana November 19, 2011

Prerequishit 

A dump that has to be taken so urgently that it must be done prior to anything else.
Tim: Hey man, wanna catch a movie?
Jim: Give me a little, I have to take care of this prerequishit first.
Prerequishit by PigBenis11 August 25, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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