prepare

During Gay Sex When The Dominant Partner Uses his fingers To Pump the submissives ass to loosen him up for the penetration of the dominants cock

Before John was about to thrust into Grey , He remembered that Grey was a virgin and needed to be prepared. He put lube on his fingers and slowly pushed his fingers into Grey's tight ass.

"Ahhh......That hurts..." Grey Whined

"I know baby , but It'll feel good soon ok ? Just hold up" John assured

After a few minutes Grey's whimpers turned into low moans.

"More baby" Grey begged

John chuckled but complied either way.

His Fingers sped up and went deeper inside Grey.

He added another finger to spread Grey some more.

"Please Just Fuck Me babe !" Grey demanded

John Didn't waste any time......

by Yaoi lover December 10, 2013

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Prepare the tatau

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

I will prepare the tatau tonight.

by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013

prepare yourself

When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.

Person1: Prepare yourself!
Person2: Come at me! My body is ready!

by Solid Eagle March 28, 2016

prepare the sexy

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.

Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.

by jcash January 30, 2005

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.

"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"

by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023