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During Gay Sex When The Dominant Partner Uses his fingers To Pump the submissives ass to loosen him up for the penetration of the dominants cock
Before John was about to thrust into Grey , He remembered that Grey was a virgin and needed to be prepared. He put lube on his fingers and slowly pushed his fingers into Grey's tight ass.

"Ahhh......That hurts..." Grey Whined

"I know baby , but It'll feel good soon ok ? Just hold up" John assured

After a few minutes Grey's whimpers turned into low moans.

"More baby" Grey begged

John chuckled but complied either way.

His Fingers sped up and went deeper inside Grey.

He added another finger to spread Grey some more.

"Please Just Fuck Me babe !" Grey demanded

John Didn't waste any time......
prepare by Yaoi lover December 10, 2013
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Prepare the Bear 

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A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016

Prepare the tatau 

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Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.
I will prepare the tatau tonight.

prepare yourself 

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When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.
Person1: Prepare yourself!
Person2: Come at me! My body is ready!
prepare yourself by Solid Eagle March 28, 2016

prepare the sexy 

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a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.
Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.
prepare the sexy by jcash January 30, 2005

Prepare the Meat 

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When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though
Prepare the Meat by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

PREPARE THYSELF

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(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.
"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"
PREPARE THYSELF by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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