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preparel
"I need some preparel for the competition"
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well prepared by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011
Prepare the Bear
A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016
Read and Prepare
A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
Read and Prepare by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021
Prepare the tatau
Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.
Prepare the tatau by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013
Prepared for 3 AM.
Gym rats use these phrase after a hard workout to state that they are ready to battle their demons once again.
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".
Prepared for 3 AM. by yohnes August 25, 2022
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