Pregsturbate

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When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.

When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.

Pregsturbate by MRK85 July 22, 2020

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presturbation

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.

presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011

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premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

premasturbate by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

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peesturbate

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

peesturbate by Xapphire January 26, 2007

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Pingsturbate

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.

I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.

Pingsturbate by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009

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Peesturbate

To masturbate while peeing

Tommy- When I went to the go to the bathroom I peesturbated bruh!

Peesturbate by dickleberries December 31, 2014

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Pregsturbating

The act of a pregnant woman masturbating because her significant other is afraid to have sex.

Sean was awoken at 2AM by his very pregnant wife pregsturbating.

Pregsturbating by MRK85 July 22, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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