Pingsturbate

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.

I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.

by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009

pikesturbate

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pikesturbate

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pantsturbate

The act of masturbating with your pants on.

I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.

by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

Pregsturbate

When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.

When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

pantsturbate

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.

Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.

by john juan 80 September 10, 2009