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Pingsturbate 

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.
I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.
Pingsturbate by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009
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pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.
Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!
pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.
'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'
pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.
I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.
Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

Pregsturbate

When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.
When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.
Pregsturbate by MRK85 July 22, 2020

pantsturbate 

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.
Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.
pantsturbate by john juan 80 September 10, 2009
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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