Precummer

Someone who is always coming way too early to an event and getting hated for it.

"Dude, Kevin is SUCH a Precummer!"

Precummer by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

precuperate 

To preemptively store energy and rest before an event or happening that is known to be stressful or otherwise sapping of one's energy.

Coined by Drifting Cloud of the western tribes

"Yo man, I'm gonna scale mount Everest tomorrow! I finna precuperate tonight dogggggg!"

precuperate by Shintobarb Troop #1 December 25, 2007

precutter

A person who cuts their food (such as pancakes or steak) before they start to eat it. Precutters are often scared of commitment.

Jessica is such a precutter; she just cut up all her pancakes before eating anything. What a loser, we are never inviting her to IHOP again!

precutter by ilikebeards January 2, 2010

Precummy 

A type of person, usually between the ages of 12 and 15, who thinks they are the shit, when in reality they are just an annoying noob and should go back to middle school.

At party...

(13 year old) Bryce: Hey you wanna hit this vape?
Nick: Fuckoff
Evan (to Nick): Just ignore those precummy freshmen

Precummy by joeyp15 December 24, 2016

Precember 

Precember is the period in November after the Thanksgiving holiday (US) but before December actually begins.

Precember is part of the Christmas season but technically not in December.

Black Friday is also the first day of Precember!

I wait until Precember to put up our Christmas tree. Before Thanksgiving is just too early.

Precember by 7grain November 27, 2021

precumdensation 

When adolescent precum evaporates then condenses onto the sock hop gymnasium wall.

Precumdensation beslicked the walls so high was the teen sexual tension

precumdensation by Bobahotep August 9, 2015

precumbrus 

precumbrous- When you flip to normal after smoking too much pot from totally high.

we got a pound of weed, do you want to be precumbrus.

precumbrus by imgonnakickyourassim July 3, 2017