Precember

Precember is the period in November after the Thanksgiving holiday (US) but before December actually begins.

Precember is part of the Christmas season but technically not in December.

Black Friday is also the first day of Precember!

I wait until Precember to put up our Christmas tree. Before Thanksgiving is just too early.

by 7grain November 27, 2021

premember

To foretell - accurately.
A regular verb.
Just as remember is in the past - after an event looking back, so premember is something you do before an event, looking ahead.

Just as the French have a phrase 'deja vu' we English use premember; so - "Shall we premember the score of tonight's big match?"
or
"There he sits, premembering his order at the chip shop."
"Yeah, and I'll have a large cod with vinegar, no salt; d'you reckon he'll premember that?"

by railtracksurvivor January 16, 2009

pretember

When one person is attempting to reference a memorable experience with another individual the other doesn't always remember the event. In order to avoid an awkward episode of the story teller trying to jar the memory of the other party, one will "pretember" the event. They will pretend to remember so that the story may go on.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you remember that time as kids when we went to the neighbor's house and snooped around?" Joe: "No, Mike, I don't remember that." Joe: "Really? It was that yellow house next door and it was raining that day." At this point Mike just wants Joe to get on with the story, so he implements his pretembering. Mike: "Oh yeah! I pretember that!"

by p112812 April 8, 2011

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

premember

A mental exercise to prepare your brain so that you remember something in the future.

Clark premembered to turn down the heat when he got home later that evening so he'd be able to sleep well.

by fabralind November 8, 2023

precumbrus

precumbrous- When you flip to normal after smoking too much pot from totally high.

we got a pound of weed, do you want to be precumbrus.

by imgonnakickyourassim July 3, 2017

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018