Precummy

A type of person, usually between the ages of 12 and 15, who thinks they are the shit, when in reality they are just an annoying noob and should go back to middle school.

At party...

(13 year old) Bryce: Hey you wanna hit this vape?
Nick: Fuckoff
Evan (to Nick): Just ignore those precummy freshmen

by joeyp15 December 24, 2016

Precummer

Someone who is always coming way too early to an event and getting hated for it.

"Dude, Kevin is SUCH a Precummer!"

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025